Acuatropatas

Doggystyle? Everyone knows what a doggystyle is. Therefore, I will cut the crap describing it. Let me tell you about a “donkeypunch” instead - you will be utterly amused! The Urban Dictionary states the donkeypunch as follows: “Donkey punching involves the male punching the sexual partner in the back of the head during anal or vaginal sex prior to orgasm, to provoke a shock causing the vaginal or anal muscles to contract around the male's penis.” Haha! I know you would love it! Sincerely, your Professor Choksondik from selfiefetish.com